July 8, 2008

Top 10 Reasons To Have Your Toddler Break His Leg*

 

I can unload the dishwasher without “help”.
I don’t have to feed calves every night.
We’re saving money on gas since I’m not driving anywhere.
We’re finally getting our money’s worth on the cable bill.
I don’t have to walk up stairs any more.
I can do laundry and clean the house without worrying that he’s getting into something when [...]